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overheardnyc

http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/020978.html

Girl #1: Oh my god! It was so big I could feel it in my throat!
Girl #2: I know, I call it his third leg.

--JFK Airport

overheardnyc

http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/020977.html

Dude #1, while crossing Yankee stadium: Dude, are we in Staten Island yet?
Dude #2: Are you retarded?

--4 Train

overheardnyc

http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/020976.html

Girl #1: It's called "foot and mouth disease," isn't that gross? I so don't want to get that!
Girl #2: Ewww! What is it?
Girl #1: I don't know, but it sounds disgusting!

--M Train

Overheard by: Dara

overheardnyc

http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/020975.html

20-something redhead to friend, while texting: Wait... Maryland is down, and New York is up, right? I mean map-wise.
Friend: What the fuck?
20-something redhead, no longer texting: I had so much fun tonight. Can we do this again... lately?
Friend: Uhhh, do you mean "soon"?
20-something redhead: Yeah. Soon, lately, you know what I mean.

--Windsor Court, Murray Hill

overheardnyc

http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/020974.html

Woman #1: These almonds are great.
Woman #2: These are cashews. We finished all the almonds earlier.
Woman #1: These cashews are great.

--Grand Central

muruchblog

http://www.muruch.com/2009/11/want-a-wolfmother-tshirt.html

Since no one entered the Wolfmother contest, the first 2 U.S. residents to comment to this post or email muruch@gmail.com will automatically win a Wolfmother Tshirt and button pack.

Come on people, I’m not allowed to keep ‘em myself so help me out here!

overheardnyc

http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/020973.html

Customer: I'd like a footlong meatball sub on wheat.
Manager: What would you like on your balls, sir?

--Subway Restaurant

Overheard by: Mondoman

muruchblog

http://www.muruch.com/2009/11/gaba-kulka-niejasnosci-video.html

http://www.muruch.com/?p=2186

I can tell you now that Gaba Kulka’s Hat, Rabbit will be in the Top 5 of my best of list this year. She has a fun new video on YouTube for “Niejasności,” which is my favorite song on the album.

Gaba Kulka – Niejasności (YouTube Video)

overheardnyc

http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/020972.html

Georgia hick: We need to see if our animals are here.
Flight attendant: Um, how many do you have?
Georgia hick: One. A chicken.

--LaGuardia Airport

Overheard by: Dave

overheardnyc

http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/020971.html

Customer: My MetroCard isn't working.
Booth agent: Is it expired?
Customer: No, it's good until the end of the year.
Booth agent, looking at card: You're right, let me check it. (swipes card) Oh, you can't use it today because you already used it tomorrow.
Customer, looking confused: Oh-kaaay...
Booth agent: I will buzz you through today, but see your office administrator about this.

--86th & Lexington

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overheardnyc

http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/020970.html

20-something guy #1: You don't go to see a bitch without a condom.
20-something guy #2: Depending on how well I know her, yeah I do.

--Queens

Overheard by: Tara

overheardnyc

http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/020969.html

Girl: Wow, you are really tall!
Guy: Yeah, I know...
Girl: No, seriously, you're like as tall as that Ying Yang guy!
Guy: What? Who? Oh, you mean Yao Ming?
Girl, laughing: Oh yeah, whatever, I don't watch baseball.

--NYU

overheardnyc

http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/020968.html

Girl #1: Stop pushing!
Girl #2: You stop pushing!
Girl #1: Stop pushing or I'm gonna punch your fat teeth into your fat face!

--F Train

Overheard by: goodstuff

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